stillfleet

Description

By design, looks like a harmless Terran animal of Tephnian times (thought to be long extinct now). Capable of imitating that animal's distinctive mewling, it rarely communicates in any other manner. But when it does, many are shocked to find its actual speaking voice is a monotonous bass.

era

Early Tephnian - In the advent of city-states and clean, abundant, energy systems, the societies of Terra came to be known as Tephnian. This era didn't produce as many warmachines as subsequent eras, but those of the time can often be identified by their use of rudimentary clank-stratum weaponry.

personality

Forgetful. Almost all resources are allocated to current mission parameters and running daemons downloaded from malicious websites. Will repeat back to you things you say without storing them in memory. Occasionally has to be forced out of a loop where it is switching between the same five tasks even if they're already completed. Forgets about targets in the middle of combat.

weapons

Releases a swarm of sentient tears from a mug shaped nozzle. As a weapon, their effect is minimal against species that don't have particular niche weaknesses. However, as an insult it's rather effective universally.

wierdest function

Terraforms a planet to a biome that consists mostly of bismuth rocks and a purple gelatinous substance.