Liquid Job Chasing Sickened Dreams
Vitals
| COM | d20 | HEA | 51 | |
| MOV | d10 | GRT | 37 | |
| REA | d20 | DR | 2 | |
| WIL | d8 | |||
| CHA | d10 | |||
Description
A crystal orb on top of a mirror orb on top of a ferrous orb altogether forming a regular snowman kind of shape, but missing features. It speaks by spewing water from the mirror orb in such a way that the way it splashes on the ground forms a voice-like sound. It's long forgotten how or why it speaks this way, but the sound is very relaxing (unbeknownst to everyone, that actually is the why).
era
Late Tephnian - The longest Tephnian era and the one that gave rise to "The twin terrors of Tephnii", nanotech warmachines and influencer culture. The stabilisation of Tephnian culture allowed for the rise of many art movements and the exploitation of said art movements for profit and the tiring disillusionment toward art as expression of self. In an interesting expression of parallel evolution, many different social power structures began to give rise to techo-sovereigns, who wrested the reins of power from the hands in which they lay and passed them off to various nanoboosted nepobabies.
personality
Wishy-washy. Handles all situations in one of two ways: decides upon a course of action immediately, then second guesses the decision over and over, or takes entirely too much time weighing the pros and cons of each possible action.
weapons
Releases a swarm of sentient tears from a mug shaped nozzle. As a weapon, their effect is minimal against species that don't have particular niche weaknesses. However, as an insult it's rather effective universally.
wierdest function
Plays a propaganda reel about peace, love, thoughts, prayers, unity, meritocracy, and the moral obligation to kill all gods.